“No man ever listened himself out of a job.”
— Calvin Coolidge

 

 

 

 

"Resentment is like drinking poison and waiting for the other person to die."
       – Carrie Fisher
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

"The art of medicine consists in amusing the patient while nature cures the disease."
       – Voltaire
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

"Examinations are formidable even to the best prepared, for the greatest fool may ask more than the wisest man can answer."
       – Charles Caleb Colton

"The ability to delude yourself may be an important survival tool."
       – Jane Wagner

(I don’t actually agree with this quotation, but it is interesting food for thought.)
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

"Nothing is impossible for the man who doesn’t have to do it himself."
       – A. H. Weiler
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

"A lot of people like snow. I find it to be an unnecessary freezing of water."
       – Carl Reiner
 
 
 
 
 

“The petty economies of the rich are just as amazing as the silly extravagances of the poor.”
          – William Feather